Tuesday, October 28, 2008


Every time I look at Gordon, he is taking his clothes off. "I want to be cold." he tells me. The other day I asked him to please put some clothes on and he said, "So I won't melt?"

Sunday, October 26, 2008

A New Wife

The other day I heard Gordon say, "This wife is dirty. I need a new wife." He then ran to the silverware drawer and pulled out a clean knife.

Thursday, October 9, 2008


When Gordon woke up the other day, he said, "Mommy! Come here." I went in to see him and he said, "Hear that? My heart is beeping!" I asked him why it was beeping and he said, "Because it is working!"

Wednesday, October 1, 2008


Because I nursed my kids, my breasts have been dubbed "bottles". At church on Sunday Gordon asked me, "Do you have bottles?" I nodded my head yes. He then asked, "Can I touch them?" I shook my head no. He then started crying and said all too loudly, "But I am REALLY thirsty!"

Honk, Honk

Gordon was in going to the bathroom and he yelled out to me, "Mom! My bottom honked!"