Shower Helper

I had a meeting at church an hour before our meetings started.  I fixed Mia's hair before I left and left the boys to Seth to get ready for church.  When I made it to sacrament meeting, I took one look at Gordon with his hair sticking in all directions. 

I said, "Who fixed your hair?"

Gordon replied, "The shower."

Ellis had his hair plastered to his head.  He said, "Do you know who fixed my hair?"  I told him I didn't. 

Ellis said, "I did. I just went like this (rubbing his hands on his head to flatten any hair)."

Just for Me

Mia was eating a dum-dum earlier today.  I was fixing her hair.  She said to me, "Who made this blue raspberry? I think they just wanted me to really like it!"

She then explained that her favorite flavor is raspberry and her favorite color is blue.

Holy Ghost

While driving on a winding road with a cliff to the side, Jared noticed that the road was slanted. He said, "I am not even scared of these turns any more because I noticed we would roll down instead of just dropping. I don't know what that comforts me."

Gordon replied, "Holy Ghost".

Scared

We were driving along a cliff in Colorado and Jared and Seth were talking about crashing. I said, "if we did. I would pee my pants." Gordon said, yeah my penis gets scared a lot too."

Braids

I was tucking Ellis in tonight.  He was talking about his teeth. His two permanent teeth are pretty crooked.  I asked him if he always played with the tooth in the back with his tongue.  He said, "It is really hard for me to not play with it.  I think I am going to have to get braids on my teeth to pull them."