Grandma

I was riding to the optometrist with Gordon this afternoon and he asked, "Does anyone call you Grandma?"

I said, "Right now people only call me Mom.  When you have kids they will call me Grandma."

Gordon replied, "I was thinking about living single."

"Why do you want to live single", I asked.

"I just don't want to live with girls." Gordon replied.  "I could live with a girl, I would just rather live single."